Season 8
(1981)
Cast
as Barney Miller
as Stan Wojciehowicz
as Ron Harris
as Arthur Dietrich
as Carl Levitt
Episodes
Paternity 0.0
October 29, 1981
Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes…
Advancement 0.0
November 5, 1981
Luger wants Barney to pen a letter for his mail-order bride; a lottery winner seeks revenge when the ticket seller lose…
The Car 0.0
November 12, 1981
A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fat…
Possession 0.0
November 19, 1981
A husband is assaulted for forcing his wife into designer jeans; a disorderly conduct report leads to a man who swears …
Stress Analyzer 9.0
November 26, 1981
A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.
Games 0.0
December 10, 1981
A manufacturer of computer game processors is accused of espionage; a WAC supplements her income on the street.
Homeless 0.0
December 17, 1981
The 12th is overrun with homeless vagrants on Christmas; a greeting-card writer snaps; a cattle prod is the weapon of c…
The Tontine 0.0
January 7, 1982
The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.
Examination Day 0.0
January 14, 1982
The detectives don uniforms while Levitt and the others take sergeant's exams; Luger, working with the squad, is overly…
The Clown 0.0
January 21, 1982
Street clowns fall prey to a serial mugger; a hundred inmates are sneaked out of holding in the middle of the night.
Chinatown (1) 0.0
February 4, 1982
A murder witness is uncooperative, so he, Harris and Dietrich are forced to share an apartment in seclusion until he ta…
Chinatown (2) 0.0
February 11, 1982
Unless he confesses soon, Harris and Dietrich's unwilling roommate may witness another murder. Meanwhile, harassment ch…
Hunger Strike 0.0
February 18, 1982
Dietrich aids an elderly psychiatric patient who may be speaking a foreign language; a nuclear activist goes on a hunge…
Arrival 0.0
February 25, 1982
Luger's mail-order bride arrives; an elderly woman mugs a man.
Obituary 0.0
March 11, 1982
A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.
Inquiry 0.0
March 26, 1982
Internal Affairs is called in when a charge of excessive force is leveled against Wojo; an angry parent takes action wh…
Old Love 0.0
April 2, 1982
Dietrich's old flame pays a visit; a former child actor clubs an agent with a telephone.
Altercation 0.0
April 9, 1982
Harris and Arnold come to blows; a mugging victim confesses to a twenty-five year old crush on Barney.
Bones 0.0
April 29, 1982
A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a …
Landmark (1) 9.0
May 6, 1982
Wojo's discover of an ancient weapon puts the 12th Precinct up for sale.
Landmark (2) 9.0
May 13, 1982
The 12th Precinct is sold; Dietrich arrests the head of a crime school; Luger tries to duck out on his mail-order bride.
Landmark (3) 10.0
May 20, 1982
Friends, foes and felons alike drop by to pay their last respects as the detectives prepare to leave for new assignment…