Season 1
(2012)
Overview
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
Cast
Episodes
Dictator Ship 0.0
July 15, 2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of …
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places 0.0
August 26, 2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
The Crotch Hugger 0.0
September 16, 2012
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
Shipphylis 0.0
November 11, 2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
License to Bone 0.0
November 25, 2012
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
The Legend of Bronze Johnson 0.0
December 9, 2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
Blade Jogger 0.0
December 30, 2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
Sirens of Tetons 0.0
January 13, 2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it…
Femalien Fatale 0.0
January 27, 2013
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
Pride and Predator Juice 0.0
February 10, 2013
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
She Was a Lady Planet 0.0
February 24, 2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
Herman 0.0
March 10, 2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1 0.0
April 11, 2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2 0.0
April 25, 2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and se…
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3 0.0
May 6, 2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.