Season 1 poster

Season 1

(2005)

Cast

Tichina Arnold as Rochelle
Tichina Arnold

as Rochelle

Terry Crews as Julius
Terry Crews

as Julius

Imani Hakim as Tonya
Imani Hakim

as Tonya

Tequan Richmond as Drew
Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
Vincent Martella

as Greg Wuliger

Chris Rock as Narrator (voice)
Chris Rock

as Narrator (voice)

Episodes

Everybody Hates The Pilot poster

Everybody Hates The Pilot 7.4

September 22, 2005

Uprooted to a new neighborhood and bussed to a predominantly white middle school two-hours away by his strict, hard-wor…

Everybody Hates Keisha poster

Everybody Hates Keisha 7.4

September 29, 2005

When Chris's mother, Rochelle, hires the girl next door, Keisha, to tutor Drew at Math, Chris sees this as an ideal cha…

Everybody Hates Basketball poster

Everybody Hates Basketball 7.7

October 6, 2005

Chris joins the school Bastketball team even though he can't play, but a failed pop quiz threatens to get him dropped.B…

Everybody Hates Sausage poster

Everybody Hates Sausage 7.5

October 13, 2005

When Julius buys a big crate of sausage, he makes everyone eat it with every meal. But Tonya refuses to, causing fricti…

Everybody Hates Fat Mike poster

Everybody Hates Fat Mike 7.8

October 20, 2005

Chris lets a neighbourhood kid ride his bike, despite Julius's warnings, and he takes off with it. When Julius's co-wo…

Everybody Hates Halloween poster

Everybody Hates Halloween 7.5

October 27, 2005

It's Halloween and Chris is excited when another girl invites him to a costume party. But Caruso has plans for him... …

Everybody Hates the Babysitter poster

Everybody Hates the Babysitter 8.3

November 3, 2005

When Julius and Rochelle have a special 'date night' they hire a baby-sitter. But Chris is called upon to take charge w…

Everybody Hates the Laundromat poster

Everybody Hates the Laundromat 7.0

November 10, 2005

While Julius and Rochelle go shopping for a new TV, Chris has to take his warring siblings to the laundromat. Then thin…

Everybody Hates Food Stamps poster

Everybody Hates Food Stamps 8.0

November 17, 2005

Julius finds $200 in food stamps but Rochelle is too embarassed to let Sheila see them, so she dips into the family sav…

Everybody Hates Greg poster

Everybody Hates Greg 7.7

November 24, 2005

Chris and Greg fall out when they break the rule of 'no computer games' after school at Greg's house. Back at the Rock …

Everybody Hates Christmas poster

Everybody Hates Christmas 8.0

December 15, 2005

It's Christmas and Julius and Rochelle find it difficult in breaking the news that they can't afford presents because o…

Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job poster

Everybody Hates a Part-Time Job 7.5

January 19, 2006

After Chris decides he wants to buy a leather jacket, he goes to work with Julius to earn some extra money. But it's no…

Everybody Hates Picture Day poster

Everybody Hates Picture Day 7.5

February 2, 2006

Chris tries to put together the right outfit for the school pictures in order to convince the other kids that he's cool…

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day poster

Everybody Hates Valentine's Day 7.5

February 9, 2006

While Chris develops a crush, Julius and Rochelle have their work cut out dealing with all of Tonya's and Drew's admire…

Everybody Hates the Lottery poster

Everybody Hates the Lottery 8.0

February 16, 2006

Chris receives a challenge to his crown of Asteroids champion. Julius and Rochelle agree to give up some guilty pleasur…

Everybody Hates the Gout poster

Everybody Hates the Gout 7.3

March 2, 2006

Chris fails math but he changes the grade on his report card before showing it to his parents. Julius recovers from …

Everybody Hates Funerals poster

Everybody Hates Funerals 7.5

March 23, 2006

Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies while paying a visit to Rochelle and the family, and the extended famil…

Everybody Hates Corleone poster

Everybody Hates Corleone 7.3

April 13, 2006

The daily beatings at his school have Chris wanting to change schools. But when Julius and Rochelle won't let him chang…

Everybody Hates Drew poster

Everybody Hates Drew 7.5

April 20, 2006

Hoping to FINALLY out-perform his brother, Chris convinces his parents to let him take up karate lessons. Meanwhile, To…

Everybody Hates Playboy poster

Everybody Hates Playboy 7.7

April 27, 2006

Chris finds Julius' copy of Playboy and takes it to school and charges kids to look. But when Joey steals it he must wo…

Everybody Hates Jail poster

Everybody Hates Jail 7.2

May 4, 2006

Chris must raise cash for the school trip by selling cookies. Meanwhile Julius regrets sending Rochelle to Dreamgirls …

Everybody Hates Father's Day poster

Everybody Hates Father's Day 8.2

May 11, 2006

While Chris finds his dad the perfect gift Julius decides he would like to spend Father's Day alone...