Season 1
(2023)
Cast
as Self - Musician
as Self - Host
Episodes
Everyone Dies in the Styes 0.0
November 16, 2023
Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard…
Everyone Dies in a Dungeon 0.0
November 16, 2023
The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. P…
Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train 0.0
November 23, 2023
Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because t…
Everyone Dies Renovating 0.0
November 30, 2023
Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terr…
Everyone Dies in Waterdeep 0.0
December 7, 2023
Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because th…
Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes 0.0
December 14, 2023
Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. K…
Everyone Dies Stealing a Pickle 0.0
December 21, 2023
Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succee…
Everyone Dies in the Bay 0.0
December 28, 2023
Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an o…
Everyone Dies at the Costume Ball 0.0
January 4, 2024
Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destro…
Everyone Dies as a Surprise 0.0
January 11, 2024
Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.
Everyone Dies Getting Their Wish 0.0
January 18, 2024
Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, b…
Everyone Dies. Again. 0.0
January 25, 2024
Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold ba…
Everyone Dies at the Circus 0.0
February 1, 2024
Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?
Everyone Dies in Barovia 0.0
February 8, 2024
Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-ha…
Everyone Dies in a Haunted House 0.0
February 15, 2024
Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episo…
Everyone Dies at the Temple of Lathander 0.0
February 22, 2024
Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this i…
Everyone Dies Near a Hole 0.0
February 29, 2024
Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Fa…
Everyone Dies in Wildspace 0.0
March 7, 2024
Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a siniste…
Everyone Dies at a Resurrection 0.0
March 14, 2024
Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal wi…
Everyone Dies Eating Mushrooms 0.0
March 21, 2024
Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the…