Season 3
(2003)
Cast
as George Lopez
as Angie Lopez
as Max Lopez
as Ernie
as Benny Lopez
as Carmen Lopez
Episodes
Dubya, Dad and Dating (1) 0.0
September 26, 2003
George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he becomes so wrapped up in the thril…
Dubya, Dad and Dating (2) 0.0
September 26, 2003
In the two-part season premiere, George prepares the crew for a visit from the President of the United States. But he b…
The Cuban Missus Crisis 0.0
October 3, 2003
Angie discovers that her parents are getting divorced, and George becomes nervous about his marriage when Angie's socia…
Feel the Burn 0.0
October 10, 2003
George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.
Carmen's Dating 0.0
October 17, 2003
Carmen begins seeing the most popular boy in school, but when he won't be seen in public with her, George and Angie int…
Split Decision 0.0
October 24, 2003
Powers Brothers Aviation lands a huge government project and decides to let everyone have the day off and party at a ba…
No One Gets Out Alive 0.0
October 31, 2003
The Lopez family turns their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost th…
Bringing Home the Bacon 0.0
November 7, 2003
With his job in jeopardy, George tries to cancel Carmen's expensive <em>quinceañera</em> (15th birthday party). But sin…
Fishing Cubans 0.0
November 14, 2003
This year, Angie decides that her and George should just get something cheap and from the heart for their anniversary. …
Would You Like a Drumstick or a Kidney? 0.0
November 21, 2003
After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney.
Mementos 0.0
November 28, 2003
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
Christmas Punch 0.0
December 12, 2003
At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus.
Why You Crying? 0.0
January 9, 2004
George and Angie react with rage after Benny disciplines Max for talking back and acting out at school.
The Trouble with Ricky 0.0
January 23, 2004
When George discovers Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand.
God Needles George 0.0
February 6, 2004
George is reluctant to keep his promise to Max when a miracle seems to save the family dog from being put to sleep.
Benny and Randy 0.0
February 13, 2004
George interferes with Benny and Randy's relationship, causing Randy to break up with Benny. Benny starts to mope aroun…
Weekend at Benny's 0.0
February 20, 2004
When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend, to teach them tough lo…
Jason Tutors Max 0.0
February 27, 2004
Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house tu…
Angie Gets Tanked 0.0
March 19, 2004
When George and Angie fill in at the dunk tank for a school fundraiser, a student's prank puts Angie in a very embarras…
The Art of Boxing 0.0
March 26, 2004
Vic and George prompt Max to take up at boxing at Laila Ali\\\'s school to help him relieve stress. But when he gets a …
George's House of Cards 0.0
April 2, 2004
When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him.
Dance Fever 0.0
April 9, 2004
After receiving an award for excellence in business management, George humiliates himself dancing at a congratulatory p…
She Drives Me Crazy 0.0
April 16, 2004
After Benny proves to be irresponsible while teaching Carmen to drive, George reluctantly takes it upon himself with di…
George Goes to Disneyland 0.0
April 30, 2004
When Max wins an award at school, Angie says she will take him to Disney World. Finally off for a weekend to go, George…
Bachelor Party 0.0
May 7, 2004
Amy returns and attempts to break up the soon-to-be married Benny and Randy.
Wrecking Ball 0.0
May 14, 2004
Still furious about her break-up with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss' car. So when the Powers A…
What George Doesn't Noah (1) 0.0
May 21, 2004
When George discovers Carmen's new boyfriend is cheating on her, he does some snooping to find out who the other girl i…
Now George Noah's Ex-Zack-ly What Happened (2) 0.0
May 21, 2004
George and Angie attempt to convince Carmen to dump Jason when he reveals his interest is only in sleeping with her. Ra…