Season 3
(2011)
Cast
as Melanie Moretti
as Joy Scroggs
as Victoria Chase
as Elka Ostrosky
Episodes
Elka's Choice 7.0
November 30, 2011
Elka faces a choice of three suitors: her fiancé, Fred ; her ex-boyfriend Max; and Bobby, the husband she thought was d…
Beards 8.3
December 7, 2011
Victoria brings Joy, Melanie and Elka along for the ride when she's a guest speaker on a gay cruise, where Melanie has …
Funeral Crashers 7.0
December 14, 2011
Elka teaches the ladies how to go funeral crashing to find the dress lost by Melanie's dry cleaner; Elka has a reunion …
Happy Fat 8.0
December 21, 2011
The ladies treat their neighbors to makeovers, while Elka adjusts to dating a younger man.
One Thing or a Mother 8.0
December 28, 2011
The ladies host a dinner party to solve their dating dilemmas, which include Roy's mother's hatred of Elka, Victoria's …
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway? 0.0
January 4, 2012
How Did You Guys Meet, Anyway?
Two Girls and a Rhino 8.0
January 11, 2012
Joy and Elka camp out at the zoo to help save an endangered species of rhinoceros. Meanwhile, Melanie dates a senator; …
God and Football 8.0
January 18, 2012
On Elka's (and Betty White's) 90th birthday, Melanie takes her to the Browns' locker room and ends up dating the kicker…
Love is Blind 7.0
January 25, 2012
Victoria's daughter, Emmy, arrives for a visit with the news that she and Melanie's son, Will, are engaged. Meanwhile, …
Life with Lucci 4.5
February 1, 2012
Victoria's enemy Susan Lucci comes looking for support after the cancellation of "All My Children," but Victoria warns …
I'm with the Band 0.0
February 8, 2012
Victoria takes a trip down memory lane when her old flame Johnny Revere comes to Cleveland to record a song for charity…
Lost Loves 7.0
February 15, 2012
Valentine's Day inspires the women to look for their lost loves, including the man who jilted Joy at the altar.
Tangled Web 8.0
March 7, 2012
The ladies seek refuge at a lake house after Victoria loses a poisonous spider that belongs to her ex-husband; Melanie'…
Hot & Heavy 7.0
March 14, 2012
Eyeing an opportunity to win a Newsie Award, Victoria dons a fat suit at Overeaters Anonymous, and Elka comes along to …
Rubber Ball 6.0
March 21, 2012
When Melanie, Joy, and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, they discover that Elka has a long hi…
Everything Goes Better With Vampires 7.0
March 28, 2012
Melanie dates a professor who makes her feel dumb; Victoria wants to get rid of the housekeeper; Elka's frustrated by h…
Claus, Tails & High Pitched Males: Birthdates 3 7.0
April 11, 2012
On another round of "birthdates," Elka thinks her date is Santa Claus; Victoria is reunited with Capt. Lebeau; Melanie …
Cruel Shoes 8.0
April 18, 2012
Victoria tries designing shoes and uses Melanie and Joy as runway models, but Elka is more anxious to see the latest in…
Bye George, I Think He's Got It! 8.0
April 25, 2012
Elka's twin sister returns for a visit; Joy accepts a proposal from her terminally ill boyfriend; a billionaire wants a…
The Gateway Friend 8.0
May 2, 2012
The ladies need to get a friend visiting from Los Angeles back together with her boyfriend—a popular Beverly Hills derm…
Some Like it Hot 8.0
May 9, 2012
The cast and crew look back at the favorite moments and best bloopers from the third season.
Storage Wars 8.0
May 16, 2012
An abandoned storage unit up for bid contains an important historical artifact that calls for Artie Firestone's experti…
What's Behind the Door 7.0
May 30, 2012
When Victoria wants to turn her cancelled soap opera into an app, she has to get the series creator on board. They enli…
Blow Outs 8.0
June 6, 2012
When Melanie's hair blow out lasts unusually long, Joy and Victoria demand to know who's blowing her. When Melanie trie…