Season 5
(2014)
Cast
as Melanie Moretti
as Joy Scroggs
as Victoria Chase
as Elka Ostrosky
Episodes
Stayin' Alive 7.0
March 26, 2014
After Victoria's husband, Emmet, escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout that Elka knows. Whe…
Surprise! 7.0
April 2, 2014
Melanie shocks Alec with the news that she's pregnant; an FBI agent keeps an eye on the women in the wake of Emmet's di…
Dr. Who? 7.0
April 9, 2014
Joy's baby daddy Simon meets his son and grandson for the very first time as they pretend to be a happy family to get W…
The Undead 7.0
April 16, 2014
Elka throws a fake funeral for Victoria so she can join her husband in hiding. Her nemesis, Susan Lucci attends. Simon …
Elka Takes a Lover 7.0
April 23, 2014
On the eve of Victoria's big movie premiere, Emmy visits with some surprising news while Elka announces she's taken a y…
Rusty Banks Rides Again 7.5
April 30, 2014
Victoria wants to get nominated for an Oscar, so she gets her friends to convince Academy members to nominate her. Mela…
The One with George Clooney 7.5
May 7, 2014
The women attempt to adopt a dog but a shelter volunteer manages ruin their plans. Elka's relationships with Mamie and …
Brokeback Elka 8.0
May 14, 2014
Melanie uses an illness to get tickets to a sold-out concert. Meanwhile, Victoria becomes suspicious of an online acqua…
Bad George Clooney 8.0
June 4, 2014
The ladies take their depressed puppy, George Clooney, to Dr. Deb, a pet therapist who has her own radio show. Dr. Deb …
Bucket: We're Going to New York 7.0
June 11, 2014
Victoria resolves to come clean about something to her longtime friend, Maddie Banks, but gets cold feet in this KIRSTI…
Undercover Lovers 7.0
June 18, 2014
Lines get blurred when Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple and Elka gets a political rival.
I Just Met the Man I'm Going to Marry 7.5
June 25, 2014
The women fly to Los Angeles to watch Victoria announce the Oscar nominations. Elka gets campaign advice from a statist…
People Feeding People 7.0
July 2, 2014
Elka needs Ross Barkley’s endorsement for City Council so Melanie gets strong-armed into going on a date with him. Mean…
Murder House 5.0
July 2, 2014
During a super storm, the ladies get stuck in the house with some unwanted guests: Victoria's island boyfriend, Melanie…
Playmates 7.5
July 9, 2014
Elka decides to write and direct a play about their life in Cleveland and the ladies are surprised and upset on how the…
Auction Heroes 7.0
July 16, 2014
Joy decides to finally tell Mitch how she feels but a handsome dating coach gets in the way. Victoria is surprisingly t…
Straight Outta Cleveland 8.0
July 23, 2014
Victoria gets a visit from the son she always forgets and Joy and Mitch debate their compatibility.
The Animated Episode 7.5
July 30, 2014
In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that still has LeBron.
Strange Bedfellows 8.0
August 6, 2014
Things heat up between Victoria & J.J. and Melanie & Donald during Elka’s City Council debate against Councilman Powell.
The Italian Job 7.0
August 13, 2014
The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.
Mystery Date: Oscar Edition 7.5
August 20, 2014
While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the …
Win Win 7.5
August 27, 2014
Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.
Don Elka 7.5
September 3, 2014
Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.
The Bachelors 7.5
September 10, 2014
Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.