Season 1
(2015)
Cast
as Matt Short
as Joan Short
as John Short
as Jen
as Greg Short
as Heather Short
as Tim Hughes
as Colleen
as Tyler Hughes
as Samantha Hughes
as Sophia Hughes
as Narrator
Episodes
Pilot 6.6
September 21, 2015
As the Short family's lives unfold in four brief stories each week, they try to savor the moments that add up to what l…
Interruptus Date Breast Movin' 6.2
September 28, 2015
After Matt walks in on Joan and John being intimate, Joan attempts to lead a group therapy session. Also, Jen hires a b…
Sleepy Email Brunch Tree 7.9
October 5, 2015
When Matt invites Colleen to brunch with the family, he coaches her through the difficult task of connecting with them.…
Prison Baby Golf Picking 6.5
October 12, 2015
The siblings congratulate Greg after word spreads that he stood up to Joan for passive-aggressively questioning Jen’s p…
Babe Secret Phone Germs 7.2
October 19, 2015
Tim and Heather unintentionally make things incredibly awkward for Tyler when he brings his gorgeous new girlfriend, Cl…
Ponzi Sex Paris Bounce 6.8
November 5, 2015
When Matt and Colleen catch Chad trying to kidnap her beloved pup, Princess, Chad uses the opportunity to pitch them hi…
Nanny Tent Earrings Cheeto 6.0
November 12, 2015
When Jen and Greg interview potential nannies for Lark, they find it difficult to find one they trust. Also, Tim, Matt …
Godparent Turkey Corn Farts 7.9
November 19, 2015
Joan invites their recently widowed neighbor, Gary Timpkins, to Thanksgiving dinner, during which everyone has a bad re…
Hospital Boudoir Time-Out Namaste 7.2
November 26, 2015
When Jen cuts her finger and Greg takes her to the hospital, they finally have the first quality alone time they’ve had…
Burn Vasectomy Milkshake Pong 7.5
December 10, 2015
Greg is still bitter over an accident that sidelined a competitive game of ping-pong he and Matt had started years ago,…
College Stealing Santa Caroling 7.0
December 17, 2015
Colleen joins John and his Air Force buddies for his annual tradition of dirty Christmas caroling. Also, Joan tries to …
Bite Flight Wing-Man Bonnie 7.1
January 7, 2016
Heather and Tim finally find another couple they actually like to socialize with, but Sophia and their son don’t hit it…
Party Lobster Gym Sale 7.2
January 14, 2016
Greg joins Colleen's gym and goes overboard gearing up to work out. Also, Heather and Jen host a secret garage sale tha…
Will Trash Book Spa 8.3
January 21, 2016
When Greg and Jen slip away for a couples massage, the afternoon doesn’t turn out to be as relaxing as they expected. A…
Soccer Gigi TV Mikey 6.4
February 4, 2016
When Joan's freewheeling nephew, Mikey, comes for a visit, the family members are on edge since nobody really likes him…
Tattoo Valentine Guitar Pregnant 6.2
February 11, 2016
When Tyler and Clementine go to a guitar store, Tyler gets uncomfortable when the attractive salesman, Ian, repeatedly …
Hair Recital Rainbow Mom 5.9
February 18, 2016
When John starts feeling old, he attempts to make himself look younger, much to the dismay of his family. Also, Heather…
Sexting Mall Lemonade Heartbreak 7.1
February 25, 2016
After realizing that Sophia is growing up faster than he’d like, John buys himself a pet, but it doesn’t get along well…
Pestilence War Famine Death 6.9
March 3, 2016
John and Joan disagree with their neighbors, Jerry and Pam, about who gets to use the hot tub when new property lines a…
Prank Assistant Gum Puppy 7.1
March 10, 2016
Greg feels threatened by Jen's handsome assistant; Tim and Heather plan a prank.
Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie 5.1
March 31, 2016
Tim thinks wearing a Cinderella dress during March Madness is good luck, so he refuses to take it off in hopes his alma…
Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring 5.9
March 31, 2016
The first season concludes with John and Joan revealing a shocking secret they've kept from their kids for 35 years. Al…