He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ 0.0

October 30, 2005

Lucy is now 21 and living in San Francisco and her father has tapped her to fulfill her destiny of being the Anti-Chris… see more

Escapeoke 0.0

September 9, 2007

Satan purchases a franchise of Mexican karaoke restaurants called Tequila Sally's. Lucy volunteers DJ Jesus to run Kara… see more

Dildo Factory 0.0

September 16, 2007

Satan and Becky believe that if the world masturbates 8% more that civilization will collapse. With that in mind they b… see more

Temptasia 0.0

September 23, 2007

Satan leaves DJ Jesus in the desert while on the way to the Burningman Festival, with thought that the festival could b… see more

Terry The Teratoma 0.0

September 30, 2007

Satan gets a teratoma (a tumor with teeth, hair, and can talk) removed from his armpit and keeps it for a friend, namin… see more

Human Sacrifice 0.0

October 7, 2007

Satan puts DJ Jesus up for human sacrifice for Senator Whitehead's presidential candadacy announcement, the special fat… see more

The Busboy 0.0

October 14, 2007

Satan hires a sex offender named Tadd as a busboy at Tequila Sally's. Tadd becomes interested with Lucy and Satan becom… see more

The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Altar Boys 0.0

October 21, 2007

The Special Fathers and Special Sister get an assignment to stop the vampire altar and choir boys who prey on priests.

The Dreamster 0.0

October 28, 2007

Satan's School for Girls 0.0

November 4, 2007

DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old, all girls Catholic boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in quiet … see more

Monster 0.0

November 11, 2007

A monster comes into San Francisco and Senator Whitehead plans to destroy it. Satan wishes to keep the monster and trie… see more