Season 5 poster

Season 5

(2003)

Cast

Episodes

Vegas poster

Vegas 7.4

November 2, 2003

When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese …

Watching the Baby poster

Watching the Baby 7.3

November 9, 2003

Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in char…

Goodbye Kitty poster

Goodbye Kitty 8.0

November 16, 2003

No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Thanksgiving poster

Thanksgiving 8.0

November 23, 2003

Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Th…

Malcolm Films Reese poster

Malcolm Films Reese 7.8

November 30, 2003

Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a stre…

Malcolm's Job poster

Malcolm's Job 8.7

December 7, 2003

Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes hi…

Christmas Trees poster

Christmas Trees 8.3

December 14, 2003

Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, b…

Block Party poster

Block Party 7.0

January 4, 2004

Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a pl…

Dirty Magazine poster

Dirty Magazine 7.3

January 11, 2004

Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to fl…

Hot Tub poster

Hot Tub 8.0

January 25, 2004

Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; …

Ida's Boyfriend poster

Ida's Boyfriend 7.0

February 8, 2004

Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she …

Softball poster

Softball 6.7

February 15, 2004

Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, …

Lois's Sister poster

Lois's Sister 8.0

February 22, 2004

Lois' younger sister, Susan, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks f…

Malcolm Dates a Family poster

Malcolm Dates a Family 8.0

March 14, 2004

Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boy…

Reese's Apartment poster

Reese's Apartment 7.7

March 21, 2004

Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a footbal…

Malcolm Visits College poster

Malcolm Visits College 7.8

March 28, 2004

Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in whe…

Polly in the Middle poster

Polly in the Middle 7.5

April 25, 2004

Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a …

Dewey's Special Class poster

Dewey's Special Class 8.5

May 2, 2004

Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey …

Experiment poster

Experiment 7.7

May 2, 2004

When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to…

Victor's Other Family poster

Victor's Other Family 8.0

May 9, 2004

When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia, and learns something shockin…

Reese Joins The Army (1) poster

Reese Joins The Army (1) 8.0

May 16, 2004

Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each ot…

Reese Joins The Army (2) poster

Reese Joins The Army (2) 8.7

May 23, 2004

Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help.…