Season 5
(2003)
Cast
as Malcolm
as Lois
as Hal
as Reese
as Dewey
as Francis
Episodes
Vegas 7.4
November 2, 2003
When Dewey's pet rabbit does good in a state contest, the family must travel to Las Vegas for the nationals. But Reese …
Watching the Baby 7.3
November 9, 2003
Hal and the boys offer to watch baby Jamie so an exhausted Lois can finally get some sleep. Hal leaves the boys in char…
Goodbye Kitty 8.0
November 16, 2003
No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Thanksgiving 8.0
November 23, 2003
Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Th…
Malcolm Films Reese 7.8
November 30, 2003
Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an Abnormal Psychology mid-term project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a stre…
Malcolm's Job 8.7
December 7, 2003
Malcolm gets a job working for Lois on the drugstore loading dock but is shocked to find that Lois smokes. She makes hi…
Christmas Trees 8.3
December 14, 2003
Hal, Reese, Malcolm, and Dewey go into business selling Christmas trees, with the boys using some of their own money, b…
Block Party 7.0
January 4, 2004
Neighbors have the annual "The Wilkersons are gone" block party until they come home early. Reese and Dewey set up a pl…
Dirty Magazine 7.3
January 11, 2004
Malcolm alerts the A.C.L.U. when he encounters censorship working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to fl…
Hot Tub 8.0
January 25, 2004
Jamie's babysitter coerces Malcolm into doing a "small" task for her; Dewey finds a friend, only to lose him to Reese; …
Ida's Boyfriend 7.0
February 8, 2004
Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and needs to hide it for a month. While Lois' mother, Ida, comes and annouces that she …
Softball 6.7
February 15, 2004
Malcolm is convinced to play Softball by Lois and ends up doing very badly at it due to Lois's hold on him. Meanwhile, …
Lois's Sister 8.0
February 22, 2004
Lois' younger sister, Susan, pays the family a visit and brings with her expensive gifts for the boys, biting remarks f…
Malcolm Dates a Family 8.0
March 14, 2004
Lois blows her top over a hidden 15 percent surcharge on the bill at her family's favorite pizza place and stages a boy…
Reese's Apartment 7.7
March 21, 2004
Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out. Meanwhile, Malcolm helps a footbal…
Malcolm Visits College 7.8
March 28, 2004
Lois tags along with Malcolm as he visits a college, but she's determined to room in the dorm Malcolm is staying in whe…
Polly in the Middle 7.5
April 25, 2004
Hal sets up Abe Kenarben on a blind date with Jaime's babysitter Polly but then realizes Lois has also set her up on a …
Dewey's Special Class 8.5
May 2, 2004
Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an I.Q. test, so that he won't become a ridiculed Krelboyne student. But Dewey …
Experiment 7.7
May 2, 2004
When Dewey's annual candy selling event for school comes up, he uses the excuse of "these bars help support america" to…
Victor's Other Family 8.0
May 9, 2004
When Lois tracks down her father's "other family," she meets Victor's "other wife" Sylvia, and learns something shockin…
Reese Joins The Army (1) 8.0
May 16, 2004
Reese's new girlfriend Beth is about as dumb as he is. Malcolm initially dislikes her but they soon get to like each ot…
Reese Joins The Army (2) 8.7
May 23, 2004
Reese continues to be a great soldier in the Army until he finds himself in a situation where his Sergeant cannot help.…