Season 3
(1964)
Cast
as Quinton McHale
as Captain Wallace B. Binghamton
as Ensign Charles Parker
as Lester Gruber
as George Christopher
as 'Tinker' Bell
as Virgil Edwards
as Willy Moss
as Fuji Kobiaji
as Happy
as Lt. Elroy Carpenter
Episodes
The Ghosts of 73 0.0
September 15, 1964
When Binghamton discovers how superstitious McHale and The Crew are, he devises a plan to scare them into transferring …
Lester, the Skipper 0.0
September 22, 1964
With his letters home, Gruber has led his girlfriend to believe that he's a Lieutenant Commander, and, when the girl pa…
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad War 0.0
September 29, 1964
Left alone on the 73, in New Caledonia, while McHale attends a staff meeting, and the Crew are on an unauthorized liber…
McHale, the Desk Commando 0.0
October 6, 1964
Binghamton fakes an illness, and checks into the base hospital, appointing McHale as temporary Base Commander, to face …
McHale's Floating Harem 0.0
October 13, 1964
Ordered to provide a safe haven for a Sultan and his 3 Daughters, Binghamton is forced to send McHale and The 73 Crew t…
Laugh, Captain, Laugh 0.0
October 20, 1964
After Parker nearly drowns Binghamton, during an accident on the 73, The Captain calls for a Fitness Board Inquiry to d…
Will the Alligator Take the Stand? 0.0
October 27, 1964
After Binghamton devises a scheme to frame McHale and The Crew for the theft of his wallet, Parker is arrested, and cha…
The British Also Have Ensigns 0.0
November 10, 1964
Binghamton has an ulterior motive, when he temporarily assigns a clumsy, bumbling British Sub-Lieutenant to the 73 Crew…
Senator Parker, Suh! 0.0
November 17, 1964
After Parker is passed over again, for a promotion, Gruber devises a way for him to vent his frustrations, which winds …
Fountain of Youth 0.0
November 24, 1964
While out on maneuvers with McHale and the 73 Crew, Binghamton discovers what he thinks is The Fountain Of Youth. But …
The Great Eclipse 0.0
December 1, 1964
The Navy needs an airstrip on an island inhabited by fierce head-hunters, and McHale and the 73 Crew get some help from…
McHale and His Jet Set 0.0
December 8, 1964
McHale and the boys help Binghamton get even, when he buys some ocean-front property in New Caledonia, from an unscrupu…
Christy Goes Traveling 0.0
December 15, 1964
Complications arise, when Christy – Desperate to see his Daughter, on her 2nd birthday – Stows away on a bomber, bo…
The Missing Link 0.0
December 22, 1964
Parker is in Binghamton's dog house, again, but gets off the hook, when Leadbottom's Niece – An Anthropology student,…
Fuji's Big Romance 0.0
December 29, 1964
McHale and the boys take Fuji along to a big luau on a nearby island, where he falls for a lovely native girl, who has …
The Stool Parrot 0.0
January 5, 1965
Binghamton's ‘No-Fraternization' policy forces McHale and the boys to find a secret location for a big party they've …
The PT 73 Follies 0.0
January 12, 1965
Marooned on a supposedly deserted island, for their mandatory survival test, Parker and Binghamton are captured by a Ja…
The Truth Hurts 0.0
January 19, 1965
In an effort to get the goods on the 73 Crew, Binghamton lures the boys into the hospital, under false pretenses, and h…
The Late Captain Binghamton 0.0
January 26, 1965
After The Captain has his annual physical exam, the guys see an opportunity to get him out of the way for a while, and …
McHale's Floating Laundromat 0.0
February 2, 1965
In an effort to gather evidence of any shady activities, Binghamton appoints Carpenter as the 73's new Executive Office…
All Chiefs and No Indians 0.0
February 9, 1965
When Binghamton learns that all Chief Petty Officers are to be shipped out, he talks all the guys into taking the exam …
Pumpkin Takes Over 0.0
February 16, 1965
After Admiral Rogers mistakes a pretty young Nurse for Binghamton's wife, McHale and Parker must hustle to keep the sit…
The Seven Faces of Ensign Parker 0.0
February 23, 1965
After the guys swipe Binghamton's dictation machine, Parker is nailed for the crime, while in the process of returning …
The Return of Maggie 0.0
March 2, 1965
McHale's gambling, conniving, saloon-keeping old friend - Maggie Monohan - Is back in business, in New Caledonia, and B…
Send This Ensign to Camp 0.0
March 9, 1965
Struck on the head, during a Japanese raid, Parker develops regressive amnesia, and thinks he's returned to his childho…
By the Numbers, Paint 0.0
March 16, 1965
Major complications develop, when Gruber and the guys - Desperate to raise $300, for a tonsillectomy for Christy's litt…
Chuckie Cottontail 0.0
March 23, 1965
While searching McHale's island for some stolen eggs, Binghamton, Carpenter, and Admiral Hardesty are captured by Japan…
The Great Necklace Caper 0.0
March 30, 1965
Binghamton panics, when he learns that Naval Intelligence is on it's way to investigate the disappearance of a $1000 ja…
Will the Real Admiral Please Stand Up? 0.0
April 6, 1965
Binghamton and McHale have been sent to negotiate the oil rights to the oil-rich island nation of Durani. But The Shah…
Hello, McHale? Colonna! 0.0
April 13, 1965
After running into Jerry Colonna, in New Caledonia, McHale and the guys talk the bug-eyed, mustachioed comic into makin…
Rumble on Taratupa 0.0
April 20, 1965
Binghamton tries to frame the 73 Crew for the manufacture and sale of illegal liquor, and has them all thrown into the …
All Ahead, Empty 0.0
April 27, 1965
When an MIT-trained electronics wizard comes to the base to convert the 73 into a fully automated, remote-controlled ve…
The Vampire of Taratupa 0.0
May 4, 1965
Angry after another mishap with Parker, Binghamton assigns the Ensign to coast-watching duty in a hazardous location. B…
Birth of a Salesman 0.0
May 11, 1965
After learning that his stateside employer has closed down, Binghamton lands a job as an insurance salesman, under the …
A Star Falls on Taratupa 0.0
May 18, 1965
In response to a letter from Gruber and the guys, a glamorous movie star makes the trip to Taratupa, with a plan to cre…
Make Room for Orvie 0.0
June 1, 1965
Binghamton pressures a young new member of the 73 Crew into spying on McHale and the guys, to try to gather evidence of…