Season 3
(2004)
Overview
The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?
Cast
as Sarge
as Pvt. Lavernius Tucker
as Pvt. Dick Simmons
as Pvt. Leonard Church / Lopez the Heavy / Epsilon
as Pvt. Micheal J. Caboose
as Pvt. Dexter Grif
as Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut
Episodes
Best Laid Plans 0.0
October 12, 2004
Donut tries to coax an injured Tucker into getting up, conveniently providing a recap of the end of the previous season…
Visiting Old Friends 0.0
October 24, 2004
In an unknown location, Wyoming, another freelancer, interrogates a soldier named Phil, but is interrupted by a phone c…
Let's Get Together 0.0
November 8, 2004
O'Malley calls Vic and reveals his plot to eliminate both the Red and Blue Teams and to rule the universe. He also info…
You're The Bomb, Yo 0.0
November 9, 2004
Simmons reprograms a teleporter and advises Donut on how to reprogram the Reds' teleporter in Blood Gulch. On Sidewinde…
Make Your Time 0.0
November 10, 2004
O'Malley activates Lopez's "secret weapon", a weather control device that Sarge had almost finished. The Red and Blue T…
We Must Rebuild 0.0
November 21, 2004
Exploring the wasteland in the future, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker discuss various Hollywood post-apocalyptic clichés. Th…
New Toys 0.0
December 6, 2004
While Sarge and Donut try to repair the Warthog, Grif, Tucker, and Simmons argue about styling the jeep in order to att…
The Greatest Episode Ever 0.0
December 16, 2004
(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest o…
We're Being Watched 0.0
December 17, 2004
Having moved into the fortress, O'Malley, Doc, and Lopez repair the turret emplacements and meet The Red Zealot, who be…
It's A Biological Fact 0.0
January 17, 2005
The Reds, Tucker, and Caboose meet with Tex on the beach near O'Malley's fortress, where she reveals her plan to destro…
Heavy Metal 0.0
January 23, 2005
After discarding two of Sarge's suicidal battle plans, the Blood Gulch group invades O'Malley's fortress and are pinned…
Roaming Charges 0.0
February 14, 2005
In the past, Church (as a Marathon character) finds a computer terminal, which answers some questions for him. Church i…
Silver Linings 0.0
March 1, 2005
The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly bef…
Episode 50 Part 2 0.0
March 15, 2005
The funeral of Church and Tex, prior to the events of Season 2, takes place. Future Church continues his attempts to ch…
Have We Met? 0.0
March 22, 2005
Future Church watches Tex, Donut and Tucker leave for Sidewinder, and soon follows them. He talks first to Sheila befor…
Come To Order 0.0
March 28, 2005
Caboose asks Church why he did not try to save himself, Tex, or create millions of copies of himself trying to defuse t…
Hello My Name Is Andrew 0.0
April 11, 2005
The Blues watch the Reds play with their radio, at a loss for a motive. Caboose explains that they are talking about th…
Defusing The Situation 0.0
May 2, 2005
Andy starts talking to the rest of the Blue Team, and is quickly revealed to be rude and volatile. Caboose and the Blue…
Calm Before The Storm 0.0
May 9, 2005
The Reds puzzle over why the Blues were talking to the bomb, and Sarge concludes that they are trying to re-arm it as p…
The Storm 0.0
May 18, 2005
O'Malley berates Lopez for creating such a slow moving army. In revenge, Lopez tricks O'Malley into insulting himself i…