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Season 5

(2006)

Overview

The fifth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Three new arrivals keep the Red and Blue armies on their toes as they fight, bicker and argue for control of the universe's most worthless piece of real estate -- a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. In the riotous conclusion of the series that took the Internet by storm, The Blood Gulch Chronicles return with the usual gang of luckless troops -- joined by a mysterious stranger, a half-a…

Cast

Matt Hullum as Sarge
Matt Hullum

as Sarge

Jason Saldaña as Pvt. Lavernius Tucker
Jason Saldaña

as Pvt. Lavernius Tucker

Gustavo Sorola as Pvt. Dick Simmons
Gustavo Sorola

as Pvt. Dick Simmons

Burnie Burns as Pvt. Leonard Church / Lopez the Heavy / Epsilon
Burnie Burns

as Pvt. Leonard Church / Lopez the Heavy / Epsilon

Joel Heyman as Pvt. Micheal J. Caboose
Joel Heyman

as Pvt. Micheal J. Caboose

Geoff Ramsey as Pvt. Dexter Grif
Geoff Ramsey

as Pvt. Dexter Grif

Dan Godwin as Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut
Dan Godwin

as Pvt. Franklin Delano Donut

Episodes

You Can't Park Here poster

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September 30, 2006

Church returns to the Blue Base where Junior, the baby to which a now-comatose Tucker has given birth, is wreaking havo…

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October 6, 2006

As Church argues with Simmons and Grif, a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship. Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing …

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October 13, 2006

Church attempts to call Vic for reinforcements, but is stalled by an elaborate answering machine system. Meanwhile, the…

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October 27, 2006

Church finally discovers that Vic's voice mailbox is full. The Red reinforcement who emerged from the ship is revealed …

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November 3, 2006

As Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Church speculates as to what combat skills the r…

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November 17, 2006

The Red Team holds Sarge's funeral, each giving a separate eulogy. Grif makes jokes; Simmons announces his campaign for…

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November 25, 2006

Tucker is introduced to Junior. Meanwhile, Sister reveals that she was told the dead Commander died of an aspirin-overd…

Yellow Fever poster

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December 8, 2006

The Reds argue whether to keep Sister, before Grif secretly decides to rid the team of her before the still-buried Sarg…

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December 22, 2006

Church gives Sister an orientation, before Tex arrives. Meanwhile, Simmons explains that he discovered a large cavern u…

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January 5, 2007

Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave. Meanwhile, Tex is firing at the Blues to try and deduce who is being possess…

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January 12, 2007

Soon after Sarge awakens underground, Donut discovers him. As Tex and Sister talk, Church and Tucker discuss having two…

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February 3, 2007

Simmons and Grif are shot with projectiles which resemble tranquilizers in effect while waiting for Sarge and Donut. Th…

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February 17, 2007

Doc decides to give Sister a physical. Donut and Sarge find a briefly unconscious Simmons who explains that his attacke…

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March 2, 2007

Tucker and Junior overhear Doc's inspection of Sister. Meanwhile, the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned…

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March 16, 2007

The Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence to the crashed ship's on-board computer. Grif recounts his interroga…

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March 31, 2007

Tex recounts the events of Red vs. Blue: Out of Mind. When York's presence in the future is questioned, Tex comments th…

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April 7, 2007

Church somewhat follows Vic's instructions by sending Doc, Sister and Junior through the caves while Church, Tex and Tu…

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April 21, 2007

The Reds see the Blues advancing on their base on the surveillance system, prompting them to find their way out of the …

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April 27, 2007

Sarge calls Command for reinforcements, and Simmons hears an echo and leaves to investigate. He traces Vic Jr.'s voice …

Uncommunicado poster

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May 12, 2007

The Blues at Red base are ambushed by Wyoming, and Church attempts to secretly call Caboose for help, but he fails to u…

Same Old, Same Old poster

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May 26, 2007

Caboose deduces that he must leave Sheila to help his teammates at Red base. Meanwhile, Tucker finds out that Wyoming h…

Repent, The End Is Near poster

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June 9, 2007

Flowers/O'Malley and the New Alien are revealed to be holding Doc, Sister and Junior hostage at the underground surveil…

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June 28, 2007

Official Ending - Tex reasons that ruling the Aliens would win the war. Church, arguing O'Malley can't be trusted in a …