2013
(2013)
Cast
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Episodes
Nice Carrot Sweat 0.0
January 2, 2013
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Fin…
Miles' Daring Party Escape 0.0
January 9, 2013
Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.
For Whom the Bell Trolls 0.0
January 16, 2013
Marshall's secret doorbell.
Geoff's Vespa Crash 0.0
January 23, 2013
The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.
Donuts for Cake 0.0
January 30, 2013
Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.
Plane Stories 0.0
February 6, 2013
RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gu…
Gus on Mars 0.0
February 13, 2013
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Headphones & Peeing 0.0
February 20, 2013
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie…
Homeless Depot 0.0
February 27, 2013
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Ga…
Gus' Rooftop Rat 0.0
March 6, 2013
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living …
Big Noses & Little Sisters 0.0
March 13, 2013
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Th…
Gus Hates Interns 0.0
March 20, 2013
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his…
Lucid Bear Dreams 0.0
March 27, 2013
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carri…
Dan vs. Food 0.0
April 3, 2013
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and …
More Plane Stories 0.0
April 10, 2013
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full …
Drunk Burnie Returns 0.0
April 17, 2013
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to …
Lost Not Found 0.0
April 24, 2013
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed…
Stinky Fools 0.0
May 1, 2013
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April …
Brandon Explains Magnets 0.0
May 8, 2013
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays alon…
Mean Squirrels & Blind People 0.0
May 15, 2013
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles di…
Barbara Pun-kelman 0.0
May 22, 2013
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the year…
Famous Asteroid 0.0
May 29, 2013
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real in…
The Podcast King 0.0
June 5, 2013
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Gav's Creeper Parents 0.0
June 12, 2013
RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Au…
Gus' Squirrelly Situation 0.0
June 19, 2013
The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' n…
More Burnie Tales 0.0
June 26, 2013
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmma…
Geoff vs. Porch 0.0
July 3, 2013
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name w…
El Pizza Bandido 0.0
July 10, 2013
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mista…
Drunk Detective Miles 0.0
July 24, 2013
RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full o…
The Original LOLcats 0.0
July 31, 2013
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians r…
Gavin's Secret Admirer 0.0
August 7, 2013
Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up …
Burnie Fights the Sun 0.0
August 14, 2013
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played …
New Phone, Bad Store 0.0
August 21, 2013
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how …
Kyle Becomes Wolverine 0.0
August 28, 2013
Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Au…
Body Switching & Buckets 0.0
September 4, 2013
Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the w…
Barbara Pun-kelman, Jr. 0.0
September 11, 2013
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns t…
Joel's Meat Diet 0.0
September 25, 2013
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got h…
Borders & Butts 0.0
October 2, 2013
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burn…
Even More Plane Stories 0.0
October 9, 2013
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burn…
Miles' Crazy Dad 0.0
October 16, 2013
Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT …
Wet Dream, Polite Robbery 0.0
October 23, 2013
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robb…
Poopy Horse Blankets 0.0
October 30, 2013
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident…
Relaxed Gav & Lost Keys 0.0
November 6, 2013
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his…
Geoff's Pyro Friend 0.0
November 13, 2013
Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Bui…
Dan Likes Cross-Eyed Girls 0.0
November 20, 2013
Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239
Michael Punches Poo 0.0
December 4, 2013
While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.
Joel's Bottle Blooper 0.0
December 11, 2013
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245
Chopped Stick 0.0
December 18, 2013
Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath whi…
Dogs & Disappointment 0.0
December 25, 2013
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. …
Gavin's Pre-Op Photo Op 0.0
December 31, 2013
In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizi…