Season 9
(1996)
Cast
as Roseanne Conner
as Dan Conner
as Darlene Conner
as D.J. Conner
as Becky Conner-Healy
as Jackie Harris
Episodes
Call Waiting 0.0
September 17, 1996
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now…
Millions from Heaven 0.0
September 24, 1996
The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
What a Day for a Daydream 0.0
October 1, 1996
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in whic…
Honor Thy Mother 0.0
October 8, 1996
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan …
Someday My Prince Will Come 0.0
October 15, 1996
A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal cru…
Pampered to a Pulp 0.0
October 22, 1996
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression ther…
Satan, Darling 0.0
October 29, 1996
Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few d…
Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti 0.0
November 12, 1996
A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfuncti…
Roseambo 0.0
November 19, 1996
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Wa…
Home is Where the Afghan Is 0.0
November 26, 1996
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving …
Mothers and Other Strangers 0.0
December 3, 1996
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fe…
Home for the Holidays 0.0
December 17, 1996
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the fa…
Say It Ain't So 0.0
January 7, 1997
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse wh…
Hit the Road, Jack 0.0
January 14, 1997
As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.…
The War Room 0.0
January 28, 1997
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own u…
Lanford's Elite (1) 0.0
February 11, 1997
At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her…
Some Enchanted Merger (2) 0.0
February 11, 1997
After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracte…
A Second Chance 0.0
February 18, 1997
Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and D…
The Miracle 0.0
February 25, 1997
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Ros…
Roseanne-Feld 0.0
March 4, 1997
Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his fir…
The Truth Be Told 0.0
March 18, 1997
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all s…
Arsenic and Old Mom 0.0
May 13, 1997
Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Da…
Into That Good Night (1) 0.0
May 20, 1997
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mo…
Into That Good Night (2) 0.0
May 20, 1997
Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale