Season 3
(2002)
Cast
as Notch Johnson
as B.J. Cummings
as Jamaica St. Croix
as Kimberlee Clark
as Mayor Anita Massengil
as Chip Rommel
as Porcelain Bidet
Episodes
Penetration Island 0.0
June 18, 2002
Notch and the gang head to the Island of Bulimia by Tex Finklestein at ""UBM"" wanting higher ratings. When they get t…
Saturday Night Queefer 0.0
June 25, 2002
Johnny Queefer returns to town to take on his dreams of becoming a broadway star. Johnny dances at one point with Porce…
In the Line of Booty 0.0
July 2, 2002
Someone tries to kill rapper Larry ""Biggy"" Little, and Jamaica's new rapper boyfriend is blamed.
Three Days of the Condom 0.0
July 9, 2002
When Notch's gang finds out that B.J. has gone missing from her D.C. internship, the gang travels to D.C. to find her. …
Witness for the Prostitution 0.0
July 16, 2002
Notch is honored at the State Univeristy College of Malibu Adjacent (S.U.C.M.A., home of the Cocks) with the opening of…
The Gay Team 0.0
July 23, 2002
A villain named ""Heinous Anus"" (RuPaul) is making young men disappear from the beach, and they are all ending up in a…
You Only Come Once 0.0
July 30, 2002
Stinkfinger wants revenge on the people of the world because he didn't get workman's compensation because of an explosi…
Hamm Stroker's Suck My Blood 0.0
August 6, 2002
When foreign lifeguards start getting killed at the Lifeguard of the Year Convention, Notch is forced to watch over his…
Godfather Knows Best 0.0
August 13, 2002
Jamaica is shocked when Vinnie Fellachio claims to be the father she has never known.
Empty the Dragon 0.0
August 20, 2002
Notch travels to Japan with Kimberlee, Chip and Porcelain for the Nagasaki Fried Chicken (NFC) Karaoke Championships. T…
The Long Hot Johnson 0.0
August 27, 2002
Notch's old wet nurse Aunt Jizzy and company come to him with stories of Klan activity in South Malibu Adjacent and a s…
Taco Lips Now (1) 0.0
September 17, 2002
In a flashback to Notch's war days, we see how his commanding officer Colonel Kooze ""improperly disposed of"" the vill…
Jailhouse Notch (2) 0.0
September 24, 2002
Notch is convicted of the war crime and goes to jail, where he meets all sorts of unsavory characters, but soon he brea…
Bad News, Mr. Johnson (3) 0.0
October 1, 2002
""Master of disguise"" Notch Johnson is on the run and he spends some time hiding out at Aunt Jizzy's, where he learns …