Season 1
(1991)
Cast
as Frank Lambert
as Carol Foster Lambert
as J.T. Lambert
as Dana Foster
as Alicia Lambert
as Karen Foster
as Mark Foster
as Brendan Lambert
as Penny Baker
as Ivy Baker
Episodes
Pilot 8.2
September 20, 1991
A divorced contractor and a widowed beautician impulsively marry, but their broods are in no mood to meld.
The Dance 8.5
September 27, 1991
Al is in the dumps after being dumped by a boy, so who's to undump her but lovable Steve Urkel.
Rules of the House 8.0
October 4, 1991
Carol's new house rules are meant to bring harmony, but they drum up howls instead.
First Anniversary 7.8
October 11, 1991
The newlyweds' one-month anniversary is marked by a misunderstanding over gifts and the arrival of Frank's nephew.
Frank & Son 8.2
October 18, 1991
Frank's in a lather: J.T. doesn't seem cut out for carpentry, but he bubbles as Carol's shampoo boy.
Pulling Together 7.5
October 25, 1991
Frank's kids are eager to compete in the rowdy Family Games--and Carol's are happy to let them.
Yo-Yo's Wedding 6.5
November 1, 1991
Frank and Carol aren't clowning around when they retie the knot--at Brendan's birthday party.
Just for Kicks 8.0
November 8, 1991
Dana sneaks out to hear her favorite singer at a bikers bar.
Into the Woods 7.3
November 15, 1991
Camping in the wilderness proves too much for Carol to bear.
Mixed Messages 7.3
November 22, 1991
An answering machine can be a lifesaver, but Karen doesn't get the message and, as a result, neither does Frank.
A Day in the Life 7.0
November 29, 1991
While discussing families on TV, the Lamberts and Fosters are told to forget the cameras and just be themselves--and un…
The New Car 7.7
December 6, 1991
J.T. "borrows" Carol's car for a date, and someone "borrows" it from him; Penny dates a mortician who likes to talk sho…
Getting Organized 7.0
December 13, 1991
Frank and Carol end up in a dumpster in search of the files Carol dumped; Dana and Karen pull a UFO trick on Cody and J…
Home Alone 7.0
January 3, 1992
Frank and Carol plan a weekend at a quiet retreat while Dana minds the kids at home. Is that how it works? No.
Drive, He Said 7.7
January 17, 1992
Dana passes her driving test with flying colors, but Frank flunks his.
Bully for Mark 8.0
February 7, 1992
Mark is doing the homework for a bully named Max; what's worse, Max is short for Maxine.
The Boys in the Band 8.0
February 14, 1992
J.T. and Cody are dragged into replacing two of the four flu-stricken members of Al's all-girl rock band.
School Daze 7.7
February 21, 1992
Carol returns to college as a student, but she's also a committed mother, wife, and beautician, and soon everyone's rea…
Country Club 9.0
February 28, 1992
A country-club invitation works out nicely for everyone but Dana, who could club Frank over his hayseed ways.
Daddy's Girl 5.0
March 6, 1992
Frank's dad, a widower, has a girlfriend who's a lot like Frank's mom--except she's a stripper.
He Wanted Wings 5.0
March 27, 1992
Carol gives Frank flying lessons for his 40th birthday, and he gets a crash course when the instructor turns suicidal.
Beauty Contest 5.0
April 24, 1992
Carol and Karen enter a beauty pageant at Frank's Mallard Lodge, but can't cope with the judges' foul behavior.