Season 3
(2003)
Overview
With Simon gone, Brian and Kurt turn to his replacement for advice—the suave and morally-flexible Matt. But married Matt is much more interested in his own affairs, and it falls upon new biology teacher Lindsay to help them out. Lindsay’s funny, frank, down-to-earth and, most importantly, she’s fat—an essential safety feature for an agony aunt that ensures Brian and Kurt won’t end up fancying her. Probably.
Cast
as Lindsay
as Kurt
as Penny
as Brian
as Carol
as Liz
as Clare
as Bob
as Matt
Episodes
Episode One 0.0
August 6, 2003
A new term and a new teacher, in the (rather large) shape of Lindsay. She can outdrink the boys, and Brian in particula…
Episode Two 0.0
August 13, 2003
Penny’s self-obsession and self-pity have reached such dizzying new heights that she’s driving everyone insane. Bored t…
Episode Three 0.0
August 20, 2003
Kurt thinks his luck with the ladies is changing. At parents’ evening he meets a woman he reckons he has a good chance …
Episode Four 0.0
August 27, 2003
Bobs wife throws him out of the house and moves her boyfriend in. For the first time, Liz takes pity on this dishevelle…
Episode Five 0.0
September 3, 2003
Lindsay is about to turn 30, which is fine, until everyone points out that 30 is very old. What’s the best way to handl…
Episode Six 0.0
September 10, 2003
Half the staff are off with stress, leaving the other half even more stressed. In a desperate bid to relieve the pressu…
Episode Seven 0.0
September 17, 2003
There’s something disturbing in the air. A stranger, with a sinister beard, is lurking by the perimeter fence. But it t…
Episode Eight 0.0
September 24, 2003
The English department are left without a head when Bob is taken in for emergency surgery, and Clare decides that, whet…
Episode Nine 0.0
October 1, 2003
The teachers are depressed that none of them is in a functional relationship, until Liz points out that Brian and Kurt …
Episode Ten 0.0
October 8, 2003
Students and parents have been complaining about Lindsay, and she’s ended up with a formal warning. So she’s going to t…
Episode Eleven 0.0
October 15, 2003
Brians obsessed with Eileen—the only good-looking dinner lady in the world—and when Bob starts complaining loudly about…
Episode Twelve 0.0
October 22, 2003
When Brian and Kurt race each other to school, Kurt’s desire to win results in injury. Brian’s attempts to administer f…
Episode Thirteen 0.0
October 29, 2003
Love, lust, and general weirdness are in the air. Penny’s started a new romance, Clare’s getting frisky, and in a drunk…