Season 3
(2007)
Cast
as Self - Host
Episodes
Ethan Nadelmann 0.0
January 8, 2007
Stephen opens the show disappointed that Saddam Hussein was suddenly hanged over the show's break. He responds to Lake …
Jim Cramer 0.0
January 9, 2007
Freem replaces superstantial in the opening sequence. Stephen thanks former Archbishop of Warsaw Stanis³aw Wielgus for …
David Kamp 0.0
January 10, 2007
Stephen criticizes Bush for not sending 300 million troops as Stephen advised the day before but he pardons him if this…
Judy Woodruff 0.0
January 11, 2007
Stephen starts with another episode of his challenge "What Number is Stephen thinking of?" with a clip from 2005. He th…
Alex Kuczynski 0.0
January 15, 2007
Wishing viewers a happy Martin Luther King Day, Stephen calls for a nationwide lie-in to refuse engaging in "anything a…
Dinesh D'Souza 0.0
January 16, 2007
In anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday, Stephen lashes out at Jimmy the director for a squeaky…
Richard Clarke 0.0
January 17, 2007
Still in anticipation of Bill O'Reilly arriving in-studio on Thursday Stephen is more nervous than the day before, brin…
Bill O'Reilly 0.0
January 18, 2007
The big day is here, so Stephen is crazy with anticipation that Bill O'Reilly will be on the show, stating that his onl…
Tom Schaller 0.0
January 22, 2007
Stephen is disappointed at the loss by the New Orleans Saints to the Chicago "God-less killing Machines" Bears. In anot…
Michael S. Steele 0.0
January 23, 2007
Stephen explains that this is the second of two episodes they taped on January 22, so that he can host a State of the U…
Lou Dobbs 0.0
January 24, 2007
Lou Dobbs, author of War on the Middle Class, faces the truth hammer when he sits down to talk with Stephen.
Mike Wallace 0.0
January 25, 2007
Bill O'Reilly spills the beans on Stephen, and says what he really thought of him on his show. Stephen interviews Coach…
Barry Lando 0.0
January 29, 2007
Colbert wins bet with mayor of Oshawa after Saginaw Spirit defeated Oshawa Generals. Colbert discusses Microsoft paying…
Donna Shalala 0.0
January 30, 2007
Stephen opens the show by showing a clip from Fox News' Fox and Friends, talking about the invisible beam that makes a …
Jed Babbin 0.0
January 31, 2007
Stephen opens the show by discussing the "problem" with Global Warming and in protest replaces Bobby with a 5000 Watt h…
Chuck Schumer 0.0
February 1, 2007
Stephen comments on the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare that occurred in Boston and laments the fact that he can no longer …
Wendy Kopp 0.0
February 5, 2007
Stephen is ecstatic at the slaughtering the Bears underwent in Super Bowl XLI. Also, he introduces a new product "Formu…
Charlie LeDuff 0.0
February 6, 2007
Stephen receives a message from Master Media International that they would be praying on his behalf on February 22. Thi…
Steven Pinker 0.0
February 7, 2007
Stephen starts by introducing a new segment, "California Values Watch". After addressing San Francisco Mayor Gavin News…
Debra Dickerson 0.0
February 8, 2007
Stephen starts by talking about the astronaut incident on the news and especially that everyone talks about Lisa Nowak …
Michael Oppenheimer 0.0
February 12, 2007
Stephen starts by dancing/singing "My Humps" behind his desk and discusses Grammys. He then talks about criticism of th…
Sheryl WuDunn 0.0
February 13, 2007
Colbert talks about the Chinese Menace, entitling a Colbert Report special report "Apocalypse Mao: Murdered By The Orie…
Lance Armstrong 0.0
February 14, 2007
Stephen makes correction, that the Chinese have four times more population than the US, not three. Colbert admonishes p…
Shashi Tharoor 0.0
February 15, 2007
Colbert talks about how Mastermedia International will pray for him on February 22nd. Asks J. J. Abrams how his prayer …
Zev Chafets 0.0
February 26, 2007
Stephen compares Britain leaving Iraq to Britain leaving the U.S. and India - saying it will cause a flourish of Democr…
Craig Venter 0.0
February 27, 2007
Stephen comments on a recent report about Al Gore's energy usage. Outdoor Life Magazine fires a columnist for calling f…
Nina Jablonski 0.0
February 28, 2007
Colbert comments on how David Geffen has switched his support from Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama. Then he mentions ho…
Larry King 0.0
March 1, 2007
Mr. Colbert thanks those who prayed for him last Thursday, with his prayer hat and foam fingers. Also he comments on th…
Ben & Jerry 0.0
March 5, 2007
Stephen comments on how many politicians have visited Walter Reed Hospital since the scandal. Ben and Jerry appeared to…
Mark Frauenfelder 0.0
March 6, 2007
Stephen brags about winning the Mega Millions drawing, which hadn't happened yet. In this segment he also mocks Viacom …
Michael Specter 0.0
March 7, 2007
Colbert makes a rare correction about winning Mega Millions drawing, and calls his boss Sumner Redstone to grovel. The …
Ted Koppel 0.0
March 8, 2007
Stephen wonders why the media is still discussing the Libby trial. Then he talks about the death of Captain America, an…
Nicholas Kristof 0.0
March 12, 2007
Stephen upbraids Bill Gates for giving charitably to other nations while bemoaning America's faltering competitiveness.…
Michael Eric Dyson 0.0
March 13, 2007
Stephen closes the show by announcing The Word ("Goodnight"), after which the credits roll.
Ed Viesturs 0.0
March 14, 2007
Colbert introduces a new segment, "When Ancestors Attack." Then he mentions how Colorado has made John Denver's "Rocky …
Ayaan Hirsi Ali 0.0
March 15, 2007
Stephen celebrates the last St. Patrick's Day ever! Then he moves on to how Latin America has so many rabid admirers of…
Jerome Groopman 0.0
March 19, 2007
Stephen talks about the latest attack in DC, on him, by Rahm Emanuel.[2] The Word refers to South Carolina proposing to…
Willie Nelson 0.0
March 20, 2007
While unveiling threat # .5 as an addendum to yesterday's threatdown, Stephen finds himself in agreement with a German …
Benjamin Barber 0.0
March 21, 2007
In the 45th installment of Better Know A District, the guest was Maurice Hinchey from New York's 22nd congressional dis…
Katie Couric 0.0
March 22, 2007
Debate over DC-residents voting bill with Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Criticism over Chicago Sun-Times face re…
Gwen Ifill 0.0
March 26, 2007
Stephen expressed his anger that a severed mummy hand was recently sold at auction, but not to him; the hand was the ea…
Madeleine Albright 0.0
March 27, 2007
Stephen chided Sean Penn for his blunt criticism of the Bush administration. Stephen discusses Iran, specifically a cla…
Jabari Asim 0.0
March 28, 2007
Stephen displayed his disappointment at the elimination of Paulina Porizkova from Dancing with the Stars, especially gi…
Clive James 0.0
March 29, 2007
First, Stephen questioned the necessity of the Equal Rights Amendment, since everyone should be on the honor system. La…
Colin Beavan 0.0
April 9, 2007
Colbert celebrates the 4th anniversary of the liberation of Baghdad, while he eats his "Stephen Colbert's Americone Dre…
Jeannette Walls 0.0
April 10, 2007
Stephen scolded the 15 British sailors whom after recently returning from captivity in Iran were seeking to publish acc…
Vali Nasr 0.0
April 11, 2007
Stephen introduced the latest eponymic animal, Stephanie Colburtle, one of the leatherback sea turtles being tracked fr…
Dr. Richard Land 0.0
April 12, 2007
Stephen criticized Democratic senator Harry Reid for using "politicizing the war in Iraq" by citing a translation of a …
John Kerry 0.0
April 16, 2007
Stephen begins by issuing a correction for having called Boyd K. Packer the "Mormon Pope" or "Mope," when he is more of…
Elaine Pagels 0.0
April 17, 2007
Stephen announced that he will be having a metaphor-off with Sean Penn on Thursday's show. Update on Stephanie Colburtl…
Paulina Porizkova 0.0
April 18, 2007
On Who's NOT honoring me now, Stephen complained that he was not being awarded a Pulitzer Prize in journalism. In "The …
Sean Penn 0.0
April 19, 2007
Stephen balks at a scientific study saying that chimpanzees are more evolved than humans in DNA. On "The Word," he talk…
Russell Simmons 0.0
April 23, 2007
Dr. Andrew Weil 0.0
April 24, 2007
The first act opens with a remembrance of Boris Yeltsin. Stephen continues with a combative interview with Eleanor Holm…
David Walker 0.0
April 25, 2007
Colbert decides that a new name is necessary for the long war, and comes up with Freemerican Victernity Made in China. …
Madeleine Bordallo 0.0
April 26, 2007
Stephen is unhappy at the fact that Stephanie Colburtle The Turtle did not win The Great Turtle Race, after being beste…
Neil deGrasse Tyson 0.0
April 30, 2007
"It's the last day of April. One more month 'till Speedo season! Do your squats. This is The Colbert Report.
Malcolm Gladwell 0.0
May 1, 2007
Gina Kolata 0.0
May 2, 2007
Conn Iggulden 0.0
May 3, 2007
Richard Preston 0.0
May 7, 2007
Nassi Nicholas Taleb 0.0
May 8, 2007
Salman Rushdie, Jane Fonda 0.0
May 9, 2007
Jann Wenner 0.0
May 10, 2007
William Langewiesche 0.0
May 14, 2007
Walter Isaacson 0.0
May 15, 2007
Howard Dean 0.0
May 16, 2007
Randy Kearse, Rep. Tom Delay 0.0
May 17, 2007
Jared Diamond 0.0
May 21, 2007
John Amaechi 0.0
May 22, 2007
Bay Buchanan, Bob Deans 0.0
May 23, 2007
Jimmy Wales 0.0
May 24, 2007
Rep. Jan Schakowsky, Leon Botstein 0.0
June 4, 2007
Jessica Valenti 0.0
June 5, 2007
Carl Bernstein 0.0
June 6, 2007
Cullen Murphy 0.0
June 7, 2007
Dr. Michael D. Gershon 0.0
June 11, 2007
Josh Wolf 0.0
June 12, 2007
Rep. Ron Paul 0.0
June 13, 2007
Daniel B. Smith 0.0
June 14, 2007
Toby Keith 0.0
June 18, 2007
Anne-Marie Slaughter 0.0
June 19, 2007
Will Schwalbe 0.0
June 20, 2007
Vincent Bugliosi 0.0
June 21, 2007
Tom Hayden 0.0
June 25, 2007
David France 0.0
June 26, 2007
Tom Blanton, Daniel Gilbert 0.0
June 27, 2007
Doug Bailey 0.0
June 28, 2007
Richard Florida, Ben Nelson 0.0
July 16, 2007
Mark Moffett 0.0
July 17, 2007
John Mellencamp 0.0
July 18, 2007
Frank Sulloway 0.0
July 19, 2007
Simon Schama 0.0
July 23, 2007
Anthony D. Romero 0.0
July 24, 2007
Charles Kaiser 0.0
July 25, 2007
Robert Shrum 0.0
July 26, 2007
Evan Osnos 0.0
July 30, 2007
Kathleen Kennedy Townsend 0.0
July 31, 2007
Michael Beschloss 0.0
August 1, 2007
Michael J. Behe 0.0
August 2, 2007
Ian Bogost 0.0
August 7, 2007
Jim Cramer, Tina Brown 0.0
August 8, 2007
Judd Apatow 0.0
August 9, 2007
Michael Jacobson 0.0
August 13, 2007
Jerry Miller, Spencer Wells 0.0
August 14, 2007
Michael Wallis 0.0
August 15, 2007
From the previous episode, Stephen again mentions the possibility that his ancestors were Jewish. He then discusses per…
Mike Huckabee 0.0
August 16, 2007
Stephen begins by asking people not to watch his interview with Richard Branson on August 22, which has been reported i…
Nathan Sawaya 0.0
August 20, 2007
Stephen continues to attack wrist violence, and says the worst offender in "Wrist snuff" is Steven Seagal. He also anno…
Michael Shermer 0.0
August 21, 2007
Stephen starts with the \"Smokin\' Pole: The Fight for Arctic Riches\" segment, where he attacks Canada\'s claim to the…
Richard Branson 0.0
August 22, 2007
In \"Colbert Platinum\", he talks about the shutting down of a helipad in Saint-Tropez and the growing demand for champ…
Thomas E. Ricks 0.0
August 23, 2007
Stephen reviews the Iraq War and Dick Cheney\'s role in advocating it. He then interviews Thomas E. Ricks about the war…
Bjorn Lomborg 0.0
September 10, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the former director of the Environmental Assessment Institute and author of Cool It: The Skept…
Garrison Keillor 0.0
September 11, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes humorist and author of Pontoon: A Novel of Lake Wobegon, Garrison Keillor.
Joel Klein 0.0
September 12, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chancellor of New York City Schools, Joel Klein.
Ed Begley Jr 0.0
September 13, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes actor and environmental activist and co-author of Grassroots Rising, Ed Begley jr. Also Stephe…
Susan Sarandon 0.0
September 18, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes actress and activist and the co-star of In the Valley of Elah, Susan Sarandon.
Naomi Wolf 0.0
September 19, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes feminist and author of The End of America: A Letter of Warning To A Young Patriot, Naomi Wolf
Jeffrey Toobin 0.0
September 20, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes legal writer and author of The Nine: Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court, Jeffrey Too…
Thomas Friedman 0.0
September 24, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes New York Times columnist and author of The World is Flat [Updated and Expanded]: A Brief Histo…
John Grisham 0.0
September 25, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes retired attorney and author of Playing For Pizza, John Grisham.
Tony Bennett 0.0
September 26, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes opera singer Nathan Gunn, whose new CD is Just Before Sunrise.
David Schwartz 0.0
September 27, 2007
Tonight Stephen welcomes the chief film curator of the Museum of Moving Image, David Schwartz.
Charlie Savage 0.0
October 1, 2007
John Mearsheimer 0.0
October 2, 2007
Jim Lovell 0.0
October 3, 2007
John Kao 0.0
October 4, 2007
George Saunders 0.0
October 8, 2007
Stephen Colbert 0.0
October 9, 2007
Gen. Wesley Clark 0.0
October 10, 2007
Chris Jordan 0.0
October 11, 2007
Paul Glastris 0.0
October 15, 2007
Bob Drogin 0.0
October 16, 2007
Garry Kasparov 0.0
October 17, 2007
Craig Newmark 0.0
October 18, 2007
Richard Berman 0.0
October 29, 2007
Craig Venter 0.0
October 30, 2007
Col. Lawrence Wilkerson 0.0
October 31, 2007
Walter Kirn 0.0
November 1, 2007