Season 5
(2022)
Cast
as Dan Conner
as Jackie Harris
as Darlene Conner
as Becky Conner
as Harris Conner-Healy
as Mark Conner-Healy
as Mary Conner
as Ben
Episodes
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double 10.0
September 21, 2022
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-sav…
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much 6.0
September 28, 2022
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their ho…
Driving, Dating and Deceit 8.0
October 5, 2022
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to tea…
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks 8.0
October 12, 2022
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who i…
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed 10.0
October 19, 2022
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to fur…
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands 0.0
October 26, 2022
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy a…
Take This Job and Shove It Twice 0.0
November 2, 2022
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. M…
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries 0.0
November 16, 2022
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darle…
Crumbs and Couch Surfers 0.0
November 30, 2022
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, H…
The Dog Days of Christmas 0.0
December 7, 2022
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting prob…
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose 0.0
January 11, 2023
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks …
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past 7.0
January 18, 2023
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing al…
New Pipes and Old Secrets 7.0
February 8, 2023
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
Adding Insult to Injury 7.0
February 15, 2023
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy 7.0
February 22, 2023
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
Hiding In and Moving Out 6.0
March 1, 2023
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler 6.0
March 8, 2023
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
Road Trip and Guilt Trip 6.0
March 15, 2023
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves b…
Text Thread and the Marital Bed 7.0
April 5, 2023
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darl…
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding? 7.0
April 19, 2023
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a …
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic 8.0
April 26, 2023
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
The Grad Finale 8.0
May 3, 2023
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduatio…