Season 3
(1991)
Episodes
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October 1, 1991
The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have mo…
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October 8, 1991
Puppy won't do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad's money; a restau…
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October 15, 1991
A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.
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October 22, 1991
A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can b…
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October 29, 1991
An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watche…
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November 5, 1991
Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag …
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November 12, 1991
Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks p…
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November 19, 1991
Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.
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December 3, 1991
An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don't want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he's…
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December 10, 1991
Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fa…
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December 17, 1991
A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing hims…
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March 3, 1992
A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they…
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March 10, 1992
A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he's not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonder…
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March 17, 1992
Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz.
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March 24, 1992
A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a per…
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March 31, 1992
Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the S…
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April 7, 1992
A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.
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April 14, 1992
The alternate conclusion to "Old Yeller"; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.
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April 21, 1992
Celebrating Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thi…
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April 28, 1992
The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.
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May 5, 1992
Skits include: "Multiple Weddings," "Cabbie Bigot" and "My Pen!"
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May 5, 1992
Skits include: "Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar," "Queen Speaks to Canada" and "Bar Fight.".