Season 3
(2000)
Cast
as Doug Heffernan
as Carrie Heffernan
as Arthur Spooner
as Deacon Palmer
as Spence Olchin
as Richie Ianucci
Episodes
Do Rico 7.2
October 2, 2000
Carrie is turned on by an imitation of Rico done by Doug; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.
Roast Chicken 6.8
October 9, 2000
Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company and the whole thing blows up in Do…
Fatty McButterpants 6.4
October 16, 2000
Doug vows to lose 30 pounds.
Class Struggle 6.8
October 23, 2000
Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.
Strike One 6.8
October 30, 2000
Doug feels the urge for a new car and against Carrie's advice buys it for himself only to find out moments later that t…
Strike Too 7.2
November 6, 2000
With no end to the IPS workers strike in sight, Doug tries substitute teaching at his sister Stephanie's school.
Strike Out 7.6
November 13, 2000
Doug and Deacon, who are out of work because of a strike, resort to playing sophomoric pranks, along with Arthur, to ke…
Dark Meet 5.6
November 20, 2000
After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie tries to recall their first Thanksgiving together who said, "I Love You" fi…
Twisted Sitters 6.2
November 27, 2000
Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, t…
Work Related 6.6
December 4, 2000
Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.
Better Camera 6.8
December 11, 2000
A battle of who got the cheaper gift begins; Lou Ferrigno moves next door.
Wedding Presence 6.6
January 8, 2001
Doug and Carrie rush to a friend's wedding before the bride and groom realize they're not there; Meanwhile, Arthur plan…
Hi Def-Jam 6.4
January 29, 2001
Doug sets up his sister with Carrie's boss so that he can watch the Super Bowl on a high-definition TV.
Paint Misbehavin' 6.8
February 5, 2001
Doug becomes jealous when Carrie makes the mistake of telling him she finds Deacon attractive; The gang go paintballing…
Deacon Blues 6.2
February 12, 2001
Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her rela…
Horizontal Hold 6.4
February 19, 2001
After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their se…
Inner Tube 5.6
February 26, 2001
Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so he can play mud football and get out of going to her seminar. Now sick…
Papa Pill 6.8
March 19, 2001
Doug feels sorry for Arthur and agrees to let him go to a cocktail lounge instead of to the weekly dance at a senior ce…
Package Deal 6.2
April 9, 2001
Doug, feeling underappreciated at work, hears that drivers at FedEx are making twice what he makes. When he runs into a…
Separation Anxiety 6.4
April 16, 2001
During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, C…
Departure Time 6.8
April 30, 2001
Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy…
Swim Neighbors 7.0
May 7, 2001
Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards. Carrie breaks their hearts by te…
S'no Job 5.6
May 14, 2001
Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want …
Pregnant Pause (1) 6.8
May 21, 2001
Carrie discovers that she is pregnant and she is panicked that the timing is all-wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly beg…
Pregnant Pause (2) 7.2
May 28, 2001
Doug tells Carrie not to panic about having the baby, that he will take care of all her "burden," so he takes on a seco…