Season 5
(2002)
Cast
as Doug Heffernan
as Carrie Heffernan
as Arthur Spooner
as Deacon Palmer
as Spence Olchin
as Danny Heffernan
as Holly Shumpert
Episodes
Arthur, Spooner 6.8
September 23, 2002
Carrie has been put in charge of overseeing a group of people who will be organizing and distributing legal documents f…
Window Pain 6.6
September 30, 2002
Mike and Debi, a bright young couple, move in next door to Doug and Carrie. The Heffernans don't make the greatest firs…
Holy Mackerel 6.2
October 7, 2002
Doug and Carrie run into Father McAndrew at the fish market. They exchange pleasantries and as they are parting ways, F…
Kirbed Enthusiasm 6.2
October 14, 2002
Deacon asks Doug to help him coach his 8-year-old son's football team and the boy challenges Doug to try out for a semi…
Mammary Lane 6.4
October 21, 2002
Doug's bowling team prepares for a tournament, while Carrie agrees to babysit Mr. Kaplan's son, in hopes of furthering …
Business Affairs 6.0
October 28, 2002
Doug stops by Carrie's office, and is introduced to her work-husband Curt. Although Carrie assures him that he has noth…
Flame Resistant 6.4
November 4, 2002
Doug and Carrie run into Doug's high school girlfriend, Margie, at his favorite sports bar. Carrie gets jealous when sh…
Flash Photography 5.4
November 11, 2002
At a wedding, Doug takes a naughty picture with a disposable camera supplied by the bride and groom. After letting Dann…
Connect Four 6.4
November 18, 2002
Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, but insists on taking a couple over Doug's friends. But when they realize …
Loaner Car 6.6
November 25, 2002
Doug loans Carrie to Deacon to help prepare Thanksgiving dinner. When Deacon ditches her for Holly's services, his web …
Mentalo Case 7.0
December 16, 2002
A toy from their childhood leads to a rift between Deacon and Doug. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to give her father a great …
Jung Frankenstein 5.8
January 6, 2003
Carrie thinks Doug needs professional help to control his excessive eating habits, so she persuades him to see a therap…
Attention Deficit 5.8
January 20, 2003
Doug becomes obsessed with his own Super Bowl party after learning that many of his friends will be attending a party t…
Prints Charming 6.2
February 3, 2003
Doug and Carrie photos get mixed up with another couples. When Doug and Carrie look at the other couples photos, they f…
Animal Attraction 7.0
February 10, 2003
Doug cannot spend time with Carrie on Valentines Day, because he has to deliver penguins, with Deacon, from one zoo to …
Golden Moldy 7.8
February 17, 2003
Doug and Carrie are having fun on their vacation with their neighbors in St. Croix, but once Arthur calls with a quote …
S'Poor House 8.0
February 24, 2003
The mold problem in the Heffernan household grows and Doug and Carrie find out to fix the problem will cost them $12,00…
Steve Moscow 8.0
March 10, 2003
Doug and Carrie try to get the Russian workers to repair their house, by going to extreme lengths of giving them vodka.
Cowardly Lyin' 7.0
March 31, 2003
Carrie gets tickets to an opera but Doug doesn't want to go so he has Deacon help him lie to get out of it. Carrie catc…
Driving Reign 6.8
April 14, 2003
Danny asks Doug for a letter of recommendation at IPS so he can move up to being a driver like Doug. Since this idea do…
Clothes Encounter 6.6
April 21, 2003
Carrie can't stop buying expensive clothes, and then returning them within a few days. Spence's new girlfriend is afrai…
Queens'bro Bridge 7.0
April 28, 2003
Arthur and his half-brother Skitch are reunited when Doug sets it up for them to meet again at the tollbooth Skitch wor…
Dog Shelter 7.0
May 5, 2003
Carrie learns from Janet that Doug had a dog when he was 11, that they still have today, and Doug is 38! Janet admits t…
Taste Buds 7.5
May 12, 2003
Since Doug never gets what he wants from Carrie, he uses Arthur to ask Carrie for them, so he gets what he wants. Meanw…
Bed Spread 7.0
May 19, 2003
Doug breaks the bed, and when Carrie and Doug find a new one that they like, it has to be ordered, thus leaving them wi…