Season 8
(2005)
Cast
as Doug Heffernan
as Carrie Heffernan
as Arthur Spooner
as Deacon Palmer
as Spence Olchin
as Danny Heffernan
Episodes
Pole Lox 7.2
September 19, 2005
Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Art…
Vocal Discord 6.8
September 26, 2005
When Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might …
Consummate Professional 7.0
October 3, 2005
Carrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.
Like Hell 6.2
October 10, 2005
Doug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectif…
Sandwiched Out 7.2
October 17, 2005
A sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving …
Shear Torture 7.2
October 24, 2005
Doug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi…
Inn Escapable 8.0
November 7, 2005
A trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of h…
Move Doubt 7.2
November 14, 2005
Doug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Dann…
G'Night, Stalker 7.2
November 21, 2005
Doug's karaoke performance gets him an e-mail stalker.
Raygin Bulls 6.8
November 28, 2005
Doug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.
Baker's Doesn't 7.8
December 19, 2005
Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries t…
Fresh Brood 6.8
January 6, 2006
Doug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves …
Gambling N'Diction 7.5
January 23, 2006
After she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to try to enter a high-stakes t…
Apartment Complex 7.2
February 6, 2006
Doug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her …
Buggie Nights 7.8
February 27, 2006
Bed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does…
Knee Jerk 7.2
March 6, 2006
After Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the rus…
Present Tense 8.0
March 13, 2006
The Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.
Sold-Y Locks 8.0
March 20, 2006
In order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after t…
Emotional Rollercoaster 8.3
April 10, 2006
Doug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face. Meanwhile, Arthur l…
Four Play 7.3
May 1, 2006
Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out wit…
Hartford Wailer 8.0
May 8, 2006
Doug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends…
Fight Schlub 8.5
May 8, 2006
Doug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of…
Acting Out 8.0
May 22, 2006
After he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a …