Season 2
(2002)
Cast
Episodes
Catching Up with the Osbournes 0.0
November 5, 2002
Sharon sends Ozzy, Kelly and Jack off on a tour of stars' homes so that she can have the house to herself and get some …
What Goes Up... 0.0
November 26, 2002
Jack tries to deal with the annoying tourists who have begun showing up at the Osbournes' house since the show became a…
Must Come Down 0.0
December 3, 2002
Sharon recuperates at the family's Malibu beach house while undergoing treatment for colon cancer. She vows to beat th…
The Ozz Man and the Sea 0.0
December 10, 2002
Kelly travels to Europe for a series of interviews and appearances. She is upset when her bag is lost (apparently seiz…
Beauty and the Bert 0.0
December 17, 2002
Kelly begins dating Bert McCracken, lead singer of the band The Used. Sharon worries after hearing some stories about …
Smells Like Teen Spirits 0.0
January 7, 2003
Sharon makes amends with her father after not speaking with him for over twenty years. Kelly keeps going out and getti…
Meow Means No! 0.0
January 14, 2003
Kelly recruits her friend Sarah to play the drums in her band. However, Sarah has never had any formal lessons, and ca…
It's a Hard Knock Life 0.0
January 21, 2003
Kelly grows frustrated with all of the appearances she must make as a recording artist. She yells and screams at every…
Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness 0.0
January 28, 2003
Ozzy grows increasingly tired of the dogs and their tendency to go to the bathroom everywhere. Because Sharon's immune…
Viva Ozz Vegas 0.0
February 4, 2003
As Kelly's 18th birthday approaches, she repeatedly whines about the fact that she doesn't want to have a party. She f…
My Big Fat Jewish Wedding 0.0
February 11, 2003
Sharon and Ozzy decide to renew their wedding vows at a hotel on New Year's Eve. Kelly is to serve as flower girl, wit…
What a Boy Wants 0.0
June 10, 2003
The Osbournes struggle to come up with a gift for Jack's birthday. Kelly strongly objects when Jack dances with Christ…
Flea's a Crowd 0.0
June 17, 2003
The pets suffer from a flea infestation, creating havoc around the house and leaving everyone itchy and miserable. Kel…
Run Ozzy Run 0.0
June 24, 2003
Ozzy continues to work out with his trainer, Pete, who Ozzy jokes may be a robot because he never stops talking, sweats…
Fists of Fury 0.0
July 1, 2003
Ozzy and Sharon prepare to leave for a few days on a Hawaiian vacation. Ozzy tells Jack that he is no longer to have p…
Mama, I'm Staying Home 0.0
July 8, 2003
Ozzy decides to stay home while Sharon, Melinda and the kids travel to New York. Sharon hopes that Ozzy and Robert wil…
Tennis Racket 0.0
July 15, 2003
Sharon receives a peace offering from one of her folk-singing neighbors, but the neighbors on the other side begin to d…
A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann 0.0
July 22, 2003
Jack visits the home of singer/actress Courtney Love. He begins dating Kurt Cobain's sister Brieann, who is staying wi…
Angler Management 0.0
July 29, 2003
After 17 years of waiting, Ozzy fulfills his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip. They get in trouble with the capt…
Bye Bye Babies 0.0
August 5, 2003
Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home. Jack shows Robert the house and introduces …
Ozz Well That Ends Well 0.0
August 12, 2003
Kelly experiences problems in her relationship with Bert. He finally breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine's …
The Osbourne Family Christmas Special 0.0
December 11, 2003
The Osbournes prepare for Christmas in a series of skits. The dogs are dressed in festive attire; Sharon horrifies Kel…