Season 2
(2004)
Cast
as Charlie Harper
as Alan Harper
as Jake Harper
as Berta
as Evelyn Harper
as Judith Harper
as Rose
Episodes
Back Off, Mary Poppins 7.6
September 19, 2004
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 7.0
September 26, 2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony pay…
A Bag Full of Jawea 7.3
October 2, 2004
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but …
Go Get Mommy's Bra 7.2
October 10, 2004
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While…
Bad News from the Clinic? 6.8
October 17, 2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7.4
October 24, 2004
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on…
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 6.4
November 7, 2004
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 7.0
November 14, 2004
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to tak…
Yes, Monsignor 6.9
November 21, 2004
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old …
The Salmon Under My Sweater 6.8
November 28, 2004
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on…
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 7.1
December 12, 2004
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lif…
A Lungful of Alan 7.3
January 2, 2005
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 7.3
January 15, 2005
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to sta…
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 6.9
January 30, 2005
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her …
Smell the Umbrella Stand 7.5
February 6, 2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go …
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 7.9
February 13, 2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challeng…
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 7.6
February 20, 2005
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the do…
It Was Mame, Mom 6.3
March 6, 2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his li…
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 7.4
March 20, 2005
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. Wh…
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 7.5
April 17, 2005
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on …
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 7.3
April 30, 2005
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who…
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 7.1
May 8, 2005
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next d…
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 7.4
May 15, 2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither …
Does This Smell Funny to You? 6.6
May 22, 2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.