Season 3
(2005)
Cast
as Charlie Harper
as Alan Harper
as Jake Harper
as Judith Harper
Episodes
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 7.2
September 19, 2005
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social lif…
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 7.0
September 26, 2005
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanw…
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 7.2
October 3, 2005
Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to st…
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 7.2
October 10, 2005
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
We Called It Mr. Pinky 7.2
October 17, 2005
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother. Jake as…
Hi, Mr. Horned One 7.6
October 24, 2005
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 7.1
November 7, 2005
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father comes to ask Charlie about what the f…
That Voodoo That I Do Do 7.5
November 14, 2005
Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons, so he can get close to the teacher.
Madame and Her Special Friend 7.1
November 21, 2005
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televa…
Something Salted and Twisted 7.1
November 28, 2005
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
Santa's Village of the Damned 7.6
December 19, 2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for per…
That Special Tug 7.2
January 9, 2006
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 7.4
January 23, 2006
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 8.0
February 6, 2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie'…
My Tongue is Meat 7.8
February 27, 2006
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind he…
Ergo, the Booty Call 7.9
March 6, 2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex…
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 7.4
March 13, 2006
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins. The r…
The Spit-Covered Cobbler 7.1
March 20, 2006
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to…
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 7.6
April 10, 2006
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough …
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 7.9
April 24, 2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her …
And the Plot Moistens 7.2
May 1, 2006
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fa…
Just Once With Aunt Sophie 7.6
May 8, 2006
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by givin…
Arguments for the Quickie 7.2
May 15, 2006
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and…
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 7.4
May 22, 2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each …