Season 7
(2009)
Cast
as Charlie Harper
as Alan Harper
as Jake Harper
as Berta
as Evelyn Harper
as Judith Harper
Episodes
818-jklpuzo 7.1
September 21, 2009
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7.0
September 28, 2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's h…
Mmm, Fish. Yum. 6.9
October 5, 2009
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminati…
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 6.7
October 12, 2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
For the Sake of the Child 6.8
October 19, 2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
Give Me Your Thumb 7.2
November 2, 2009
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out…
Untainted by Filth 7.0
November 9, 2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 6.6
November 16, 2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7.0
November 23, 2009
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
That's Why They Call It Ball Room 6.4
December 7, 2009
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been ly…
Warning, It's Dirty 7.1
December 14, 2009
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 6.9
January 11, 2010
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've be…
Yay, No Polyps! 6.3
January 18, 2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he …
Crude and Uncalled For (1) 6.7
February 1, 2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) 5.9
February 8, 2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
Tinkle Like a Princess 5.9
March 1, 2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
I Found Your Moustache 5.7
March 8, 2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
Ixnay on the Oggie Day 6.5
March 22, 2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 6.2
April 12, 2010
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
I Called Him Magoo 6.1
May 10, 2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain…
Gumby with a Pokey 7.0
May 17, 2010
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
This Is Not Gonna End Well 6.3
May 24, 2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake c…