as John Self

as Selina Street

as Fielding Goodney

as Felix

as Butch Beausoleil

as Omar

as Martina Twain

as Terry Linex

as Vince People

as Doris Artthur

as Barry Self

as Lorne Guyland

as Caduta Massi

as Spunk Davies

as Hostess

as Fat Paul

as First Class Air Hostess

as Self's Mother